Cepp Selgas / God Bless America IV - Burned Flag / Oil and encaustic on muslim / 27x36in. / 1989.
Funny 4th of July jokes
OK, I know they’re corny...
Q: Did you hear the one about the Liberty Bell?
A: Yeah, it cracked me up.
Q: What’s red, white, blue and green?
A: A patriotic pickle
A. A seasick Uncle Sam
Q: Why did the British cross the Atlantic?
A: To get to the other tide
Q: What happened as a result of the Stamp Act?
A: The Americans licked the British
Q: What did one flag say to the other flag?
A: Nothing, it just waved.
Q: Why did the duck say bang?
A: Because he was a firequacker
Q: What’s the difference between a duck and George Washington?
A: One has a bill on his face, and the other has his face on a bill
Q: What was George Washington’s favorite tree?
A: The infantry
Q: Do they have a 4th of July in England?
A: Of course they do. That’s how they get from the 3rd to the 5th.
Q: What protest by a group of dogs happened in 1773?
A: The Boston Flea Party
Sources: yumsugar.com, helium.com